So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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