She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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