we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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