Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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