he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
