sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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