Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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