Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
