Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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