Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I've blown a few things in my day
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
be right there i have to get my cape
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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