just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My nipple is on Facebook.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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