cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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