Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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