explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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