By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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