at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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