he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My life is pants optional.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
tell me about the eggs
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