I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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