We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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