So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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