Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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