Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Be still, my beating vagina.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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