accomplished twins. life is a go
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Found your dick twin last night
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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