it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
