he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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