what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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