We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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