I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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