Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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