no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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