It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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