As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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