It's Friday. Sex?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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