No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
