She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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