on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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