Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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