She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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