Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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