The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
