White coat. Heels.
We're facebook friends in real life
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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