i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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