The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
and you fell through a lawn chair
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