Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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