You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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