I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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