i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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