It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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