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This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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