She is in my trunk
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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