I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You took a bar mat shot.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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