I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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