I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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