I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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