I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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