Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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