if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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