The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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